Jacob V. Chelsey

2009

December
November 202
October 126
September 162
August 57
July 43
June 154
May 153
April 181
March 150
February 141
January 110

2008

June 50
May 23
April 22
March
February
January
danielle-darling: Mmhmm.
Dec 1st

worst case of...

and i really need to get it done
Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
Warch Watch
somethingintellectual:
Nov 28th

big game tomorrow

last one of the half.. against the resting provincial champions in the premiership. more than a...
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
lindsayhuffman: via;melaniechristina
Nov 28th
somethingintellectual: laurahayes5 shout out to dani
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
hmrichar: magicconch:
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
therealjess: pie0:thentherewasyou: txtsfrmlstnght: (850): Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite...
Nov 28th
legoexpress: LEGO stormtrooper mischief “Go through to the...
Nov 28th
warnthesun: (via thedirtylooks)
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
mutations: warningdontreadthis: yerawizardharry: Irena...
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
suckmekawk: (via dorkvader)
Nov 27th
somethingintellectual: honeysticks:(via nolongerhuman) ...
Nov 27th

and sleep in my clean black sheets.

wish i had been able to fall at least an hour ago… need to fix sleep patterns still
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: (via misswallflower)
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: (via misswallflower)
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: via;jaredwarth
Nov 27th
imamonster: (via likelytovanish)
Nov 27th
imamonster: (via katiekatie)
Nov 27th
(via warnthesun) for her hair and eyes
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: (via turnthatfrownupsidedown)
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: (via lolofosho)
Nov 27th
legoexpress: LEGO Star Wars minifig drawing : Boba...
Nov 27th
unsolvedmysteries: mechanicalbirds: beatabeatrix
Nov 27th
nathanieljames: I’m doing it right, right?
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: (via papertissue)
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: via;papertissue
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: Montmartre, Paris (via sara-maria) I...
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: (via rawrxja)
Nov 27th
lindsayhuffman: Lindsay Lohan - Marie Claire, October 2008...
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
somethingintellectual: Barbie has some bad habits…
Nov 27th

just put freshly washed sheets on my...

Nov 27th

451. YOU CANNOT GIVE YOURSELF A NICKNAME...

arrowsandaccolades: (via gotwisdom) Commander Dave Awesome begs to disagree. Chelsey Minter...
Nov 25th
nathanieljames: newfilosofee: azspot: Jeff Parker
Nov 25th
nathanieljames: Oh, how I’d love to get a stack of these...
Nov 25th
“(551): the pizza man had no reaction when we opened the door...”
— TXTS FRM LST NGHT: (via...
Nov 25th
suckmekawk: ...
Nov 25th
barelysarcasm: Kiwi Kristmas Nips & Tucks Kris Claus.
Nov 25th
shechangesyourmind: jennlennon:breathingvioletfog:(via...
Nov 25th
youmaybeoffended: pie0: whatson: legoexpress: LEGO...
Nov 25th
warnthesun: oceano:(via papertissue)
Nov 24th
quirksofbeingadoordaisy: (via amuffinformypuffin)
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
mutations: captainkirk: mamaweallgotohell: ...
Nov 24th
twofish: fencehopping: i don’t really like this. i...
Nov 24th
iammattjordan: txtsfrmlstnght: (858): Life is so much better after having sex.
Nov 24th
shechangesyourmind: animalsandmonsters: (via...
Nov 24th
angangan: stillbeautiful:(via fuckyeahhlove)
Nov 24th
everithing: kari-shma: When the wave conditions are...
Nov 24th
warnthesun: ...
Nov 24th
(via warnthesun) i watched star trek earlier for this...
Nov 23rd
nathanieljames: (Inspired by)
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
warnthesun: charmyourwayout-:setthestage:willowing: Your lips are red because there are many...
Nov 23rd
lindsayhuffman: (via livingourlovesong)
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
“(614): I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that...”
— texts from last night felt...
Nov 23rd
suckmekawk: lolztobehad: ...
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
mutations: (via thebearjew)
Nov 22nd

there is a storm currently

and i don’t think it has ever rained/ hailed/ lightning & thundered this hard at my...
Nov 21st

i took a break to sleep between...

and all i want to do is hop back into bed and sleep the clock around. i’m sure it’s...
Nov 20th

now im really unhappy with the fact that...

because i just got a phone call from a nice fellow i enjoy being around to come over now, and well,...
Nov 20th

really, why does it matter if voltaire...

it makes no direct difference to my life. not being ignorant, just totally over writing this paper.....
Nov 20th
shechangesyourmind: jesseekkah: Alice: You’re a piece of...
Nov 20th
quirksofbeingadoordaisy: kidskidskids: quienque: ...
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
(via youmaybeoffended) Just started watching this last...
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
(via danielle-darling) In honour of the afternoon i spent...
Nov 19th
danielle-darling: Rupert Grint’s Halloween costume.
Nov 19th

I finally found the song I want to dance...

(via twofish) I’ve always known mine.. I hope whom ever marries me lets me have it.. Stuck...
Nov 19th
killa-am: 1. Expiration Chug when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration...
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
drspencerreid: brittishh:fuckyeahmarksalling:(via...
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
until: thedailywhat: This Noise.
Nov 19th
arrowsandaccolades: kiki-miserychic:aibiwashere:
Nov 19th
killa-am: 1. Darth Breather a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while...
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
drspencerreid: eleasha:likespancakes:wearetheweirdos:(via...
Nov 18th
inbackyards: (via lolofosho)
Nov 18th
“Birthdays was the worst days. Now we sip champagne when we...”
— Notorious B.I.G. (via...
Nov 18th
arrowsandaccolades: championawkward:
Nov 18th
“Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but...”
— fb
Nov 18th

The Kroegarian Church

I am formally inviting you all to join, it’s a wonderful lifestyle. I have yet to fully take...
Nov 18th
I made these.. well not these ones, but i liked the idea, so...
Nov 18th
Apparently I’m not the only one inhabiting the library...
Nov 18th
ifoundalaska: liefabrique:bewildandfree:(via...
Nov 18th
barelysarcasm: tomoatmeal: Eric Left. Craigslist dog.
Nov 18th

My Top 5 Sean Combs Nicknames (Week...

nathanieljames: P. Diddy Puff Diddy Puffy Puff Daddy
Nov 18th

@arrowsandaccolades

I’m sorry about the girl you went out with this weekend. That sucks, but if you like her,...
Nov 18th
absinthemyth: fuckyeahtheocean: (via kayleethelady)
Nov 18th
somethingintellectual: brootalrob: (via tumblrisforfaggots) What do you tell call a woman with...
Nov 18th
therealjess: (via fuckyeahhappy)
Nov 18th

How did your parents react when you told...

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Nov 18th
shechangesyourmind: ifoneweresoinclined: I am Jack’s...
Nov 18th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
passthrufire: \: Ivan Puig
Nov 16th
lindsayhuffman: (via lolofosho)
Nov 16th
lindsayhuffman: (via audreyaudrey)
Nov 16th
lindsayhuffman: (via vanitykills—-)
Nov 16th
“(561): you started puking right when a nickelback song came...”
— TXTS FRM LST NGHT: (via...
Nov 16th
lindsayhuffman: (via frightenedbybees)
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte (via...
Nov 16th
passthrufire: Clark Little Photography - Image Gallery /...
Nov 16th

how many hipsters does it take to change...

arrowsandaccolades: comepartmental:palahniukandchocolate:opmuh:thelimitofx:youreahotmess: it’s a...
Nov 16th
DB coincedence….
Nov 16th
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Nov 13th
somethingintellectual: jakermeister:nevver:Le Bat
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
iammattjordan: hotg0ssip: strawberryswisher:...
Nov 13th
drspencerreid: ...
Nov 13th
drspencerreid: oldfilmsflicker:fuckyeahtwilight:(via...
Nov 13th
imamonster: crowcrow: (via lizziestrupat)
Nov 13th
arrowsandaccolades:
Nov 13th
lindsayhuffman: via;stephbowe
Nov 13th
angangan: alexa734: Daybreak
Nov 13th
pinkelephink: paulprosseda: airdj31: vinayy:
Nov 13th
arrowsandaccolades: LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Nov 13th
“A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has...”
— Woody Allen (via...
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
iammattjordan: kari-shma: Gym Class Heroes | Taxi Driver
Nov 13th

379. NOT TELLING YOU SOMETHING ISN'T...

drspencerreid: manhattan:(via gotwisdom)
Nov 13th
“(513): What kind of friend are you? You don’t even blackout...”
— TXTS FRM LST NGHT: (via...
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
patattack: (via alexanderfrederick) Yes please.
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
drspencerreid: brittishh:(via fuckyeahmarksalling) this...
Nov 13th
somethingintellectual: 179 Totally Clever and Creative...
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
imamonster: (via cacaococoa)
Nov 13th

winner winner

chicken dinner
Nov 13th
therealjess: iammattjordan:(via appleonastick)
Nov 11th
imamonster: likelytovanish: rattlingbones: (via...
Nov 11th
arrowsandaccolades: dancewithcaution: samarie: Snuggie...
Nov 11th
arrowsandaccolades: constantflux:crookedindifference:(via...
Nov 11th
patattack: 827: (via jesuisperdu | nedhepburn)
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
Listen Listen
patattack: Love Cliche - Bran Van 3000 Haven’t listened to this in at least 2 years to the...
Nov 11th
“fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less,...”
— swedish proverb (via...
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
arrowsandaccolades: iamtalia:
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
passthrufire: pretty.pretty.paper
Nov 11th
shechangesyourmind: watchtheskyy:(via heathersandwichxx)
Nov 11th
“(701): The last shot i remember taking was toasted to “love,...”
— TXTS FRM LST NGHT: (via...
Nov 11th
drspencerreid: merricat:shimmerandrot:(via bohemeextreme)
Nov 11th
“Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad,...”
— Jonathan Larson (via...
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
drspencerreid: ...
Nov 11th
suckmekawk: kablamoplasty: To my rugby team and our...
Nov 11th
barelysarcasm: Classic. ...
Nov 11th
Listen Listen
shechangesyourmind: 1901 - Phoenix
Nov 11th
thechroniclesofmarnia: (via englishrussia.com)
Nov 11th
iammattjordan: claudianunezcespedes: (via...
Nov 11th
“Dreams are not perfect, Dawson. They come true, not free.”
— Joey Potter, Dawson’s Creek...
Nov 11th
Listen Listen
iammattjordan: bitchville: Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O’ Mine
Nov 11th
barelysarcasm: Rosie! I went as her last Halloween
Nov 11th
suckmekawk: ronworkman:gamefreaksnz: Cloud City...
Nov 8th

my buddy just said:

“OH! Karl Marx! Father of Communism! Wish he was MY father!” when seeing that I’m...
Nov 4th
lindsayhuffman: (via loveyourchaos)
Nov 4th
Listen Listen
killa-am: bitchville: Crazy Town - Butterfly
Nov 4th
“He won the Nobel “I’m Not George Bush” Award.”
— Colbert about Pres. Obama (via...
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
arrowsandaccolades: I want this as mine.
Nov 4th
imamonster: (via likelytovanish)
Nov 4th

Buy my...BOOBIES!

lolliblog: Last night, Mariah Carey was a guest on Jay Leno’s show, which was only remarkable in...
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
nathanieljames: Can I Get A… | Jay-Z ft. Amil & Ja Rule
Nov 3rd
suckmekawk: (via papertissue)
Nov 3rd

Candy Corn is made of sugar, water, corn...

therealjess: (source) ohyeahfacts:ByTheBook Mmmmmmmmmmmmm candy corn!
Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
arrowsandaccolades: giant-girls:
Nov 3rd
lindsayhuffman: (via likesbears)
Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
therealjess: kari-shma: Red Hot Chili Peppers | Love Rollercoaster .. your love is like a...
Nov 3rd

Today, I was working at my job at a...

arrowsandaccolades: nikkwhyte: if i ever have children, i hope they are this badass.
Nov 3rd
lindsayhuffman: (via audreyhepburncomplex)
Nov 3rd
drspencerreid: tigersandsharks: 10 Things I Hate About...
Nov 3rd
arrowsandaccolades: christinels: maryhadalittledeer: ...
Nov 3rd
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