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My expression was not how i was intending to...

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Quote of the day:

therealjess: ”Like, who drops two classes to buy a bong?!” overheard outside the library.

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Route

Playboy Magazine: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
Bob Dylan: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
Playboy Magazine: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
Bob Dylan: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.

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i don't normally take care in...

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“Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.”
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soniamarcellamartinez: i love water.

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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the...”
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and the number one reason i am...

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“You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love...”
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“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense....”
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killa-am: Tiny Dancer by Elton John Hold me closer Tony Danza. everytime.

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“That’s the thing with furniture; the more you wobble it, the...”
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Robinson's is dead to me and my family...

when my dad went in to deal with his broken sandals (that have a lifetime warranty), the owner,...

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comparative politics is a slow moving class today. mexican consitution of 1917 is our main topic. it...

Sep 28th

ive been calling friends 'bbf's

with no knowledge that it apparently means ‘bare back full service’. my stepmom and i...

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“The things that I’ve loved, things that I’ve lost; things...”
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realrealsoft: christopher walken cooks a chicken. with pears. i think my head just fucking...

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“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can...”
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therealjess: thismightsuck: truth

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killa-am: Everlong by Foo Fighters

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I refuse to regret the things I've done....

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Sep 24th

also i realize that not everyone i...

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I think I have BarelySarcasm's...

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Sep 18th

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thechroniclesofmarnia: Paramore-Use Somebody (Kings Of Leon Cover)

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Sep 17th

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thechroniclesofmarnia: electric feel (mgmt cover) - katy perry

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Sep 17th

Joke of the Day

somethingintellectual: A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard...

Sep 17th

incurable: The largest turtle ever recorded anywhere in...

Sep 17th

mutations: comicbooks: Batman vs The Joker by Harold...

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“Fuck off with your sofa units and stride green stripe...”
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Sep 17th

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“A relationship survives because of keeping the friendship...”
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ifoundalaska: oh, it will.

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Sep 16th

i think i might take a day or two over...

i think it will not only help my head, but my heart. and i think that it will be a nice break from...

Sep 16th

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Sep 15th

ive come to realize that the more school...

Sep 15th

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Sep 15th

shechangesyourmind: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the...

Sep 15th

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I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

ifoundalaska: (via runawaypunk) MUSTA BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID

Sep 15th

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Sep 15th

also, school is definitely back in...

Sep 15th

I've gone and dyed my hair

it’s in the red category now. I think in a while I’d like it to be much richer/darker of...

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Little old black lady: Excuse me.
Metro guy in sunglasses with legs spread across three seats: (no response)
Little old black lady: Son! I know your balls can't be that big. Close your damn legs!
(other people laugh, and Metro guy closes legs)
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From Overheard In New York

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Sep 15th

imamonster: Russell Brand at the VMA

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barelysarcasm: Wait… today was hilarious… Do you want CANNED...

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barelysarcasm: Bob Dylan - Just LIke A Woman [live 1966]

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Sep 8th

I went into a clothes store, and a lady...

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Sep 8th

i really love water

in all it’s power and beauty

Sep 8th

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Sep 6th

vintagechinaframedinpink: (via papertissue) Ha!

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Sep 6th

"You do what you love and fuck the...

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Sep 6th

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Sep 6th

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be...”
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arrowsandaccolades: hospitalbeds: Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees. Reminds me of some girl...

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suckmekawk: yo, bro.

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barelysarcasm: IN THE FAAAAAAAAACE! Just watched this, so...

Sep 6th

inbackyards: I played frisbee golf today….or as Steve likes to say it “folf”! I played frisbee golf...

Sep 5th

Just played Paintball

in my back yard with my dad. holy so much fun. got shot in the knuckle and my hand bled, but i got...

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